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ultrapoop 

A crap so large that it can only be defined as "ultra". This crap takes the cake of major craps. First it usually starts off as gas, then you might notice a faint odor as you accidently release what is known as a "wet fart". As you run to the bathroom you will probably have to take toilet paper and clean out the pudding that is left in your underpants. As you pull down your shorts and bend over on the toilet bowl, you release the most foul, disgusting ultrapoop of your life, losing about 20 pounds in the process. The stench has been known to decentigrate eyebrows.
(In public restroom)
Person 1: Dude, what's that smell?
Person 2: See the brown puddle in stall #4? I think someone made an ultrapoop!
Person 1: DUCK AND TAKE COVER!
ultrapoop by I like robots October 31, 2006
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ultracool 

An adjective referring to something / someone beeing just unbelievably cool.
This atoms are so ultracool!
ultracool by ultracool jest June 14, 2011

ultraporn 

Porn restricted to individuals 54 years old or older.
For his 40th birthday, I got my friend a fake ID so he could rent some ultraporn.
ultraporn by Planet Express Ship March 23, 2007

ultrapropreantepenultimate 

Sixth from last in a series.
While waiting in line, I had just realized that there were five people behind me, making me in the ultrapropreantepenultimate position.

ULTRAPORN 

1. Pornography so heinous, it causes the watcher to gouge out their own eyes, resulting in psychosis, explosion of the genital regions, incontinence, homocidal/suicidal urges, and death. Is hypothesized to bend the fabric of time and space.

2. ULTRAPORN is a type of pornography that is universally known to be the worst pornography on the planet. It is pure evil buttfucking insanity while horror jerks off with its own fecal matter. Satan himself is said to fear ULTRAPORN.
Anal sex is part of the make-up of ultraporn.
ULTRAPORN by uglyhuncher July 5, 2008

Ultracorps 

Ultracorps is one of the most baddest in the whole multiverse, if you piss him off he'll make sure you burn in hell like all the other heretics
Nikkidzn: ultra cor cor notice me senpai
Ultracorps: stop it Nikki.....
Nikkidzn: notice me notice menotice me notice menotice me notice menotice me notice me
Ultracorps: it's time to get in the basement
nikkidzn: what ever you do don't touch me~
Ultracorps: go to hell you little scum bag.
Ultracorps by Tabbywabby November 20, 2019

UltraComplexName 

A proper noun which is used to define an idiot
He is Ultracomplexname
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