A ulem is an adjective that describes a person that isn't very attractive but is extremely vein and views themselves as a person that everyone loves and is infatuated with.
a person who's really outgoing but very quiet and secretive. helps a lot of people and lets people vent on them. loves to joke around and have fun overall. also being 2 faced, really sad and depressed on one side and the other all happiness!
ulemj: hey you seem sad do you want to talk about it?
person: yea.. i'm quiet sad. is it okay to vent on you?
ulemj: of course! i'll understand!
a person who loves to help people when down or sad. let's people vent on them when needed. a very happy, quiet, outgoing person overall. sometimes depressed sometimes having suicidal thoughts.
ulemj: hey you need someone to talk to?
y/n: yea.. do you mind if i vent on you?
ulemj: of course you can vent on me!
Ulemjin is the one with the fattest ass in all of asia no cap. She is immaculate, beautiful, show stopping, spectacular and never the same. Hella people do be simp -ing and thirsting over her. With the body of a literal hourglass she has Tyra Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Dita von Teese and Marilyn Monroe's crusty dusty corpse thirsting for her figure. She aint like them other hoes, she is a hardcore weeb, a dedicated lazy ass, she never does anything around the house. She may not talk alot outside but she be making her family begging her to shut up. When Ulemjin enters the room all eyes land on her, thats how magnetic she truly is. So consider getting an Ulemjin in your life.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"