
Look at UGMO over there, now he know he need to get them teeth fixed and remove the jerrycurl juices from his head.
by S!ngle_2k November 19, 2003

-swamp monster
-monster under ur bed
-beast
-big foot
-ugly mofo
-closet monster
and the list goes on...
-monster under ur bed
-beast
-big foot
-ugly mofo
-closet monster
and the list goes on...
by chrissi May 05, 2004

Jen:
"some of them are gorgeous, some of them are plain, a few are ugmos"
Or, from The Simpsons:
Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
"some of them are gorgeous, some of them are plain, a few are ugmos"
Or, from The Simpsons:
Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
by Thomas D April 16, 2006

WILHELM: do you guys think my girlfriend vera is hot?
COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?
CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!
COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?
CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!
by ronnie_e July 30, 2010

by raaal April 06, 2005

I'm not sleeping with him; he's ugmo.
by Elaine October 17, 2001
