udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder February 29, 2012

udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.

We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.

by Richard Manuel March 9, 2021

udder dunk

When you dunk your head into some massive tits.

I udder dunked on those huge tits at that party.

by MrDarth January 4, 2016

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest November 10, 2017

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 15, 2018

Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you

Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder

by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020