Cow Udder 

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

Cow Udder by CowUdder May 24, 2012

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter 

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Flip Cow Udders 

Extreme version of "Flip a tit". Called "Flip Cow Udders" because cow udders are like giant tits.

Dude when She finds out He wants to dump Her She'll flip cow udders!!!

Flip Cow Udders by Weakest Link August 22, 2009