Udder Butter 

The smegma found underneath the bottom fold of the unclean titties of some stank bee-atch, due to either excessive "lack of hygiene" or "light of day".

Also known as formunda butter fromunda butter titguini alfredo, milkstrosity, titscrement

- this extreme funk is at the same level of "Eeeeuuwww" as is twattage cheese sphincter cheese dick cheese penis butter Dinguini ragamuffin

After a one course meal of her Menstrual Meatballs sautéed in her thick and creamy Bloodclot Bouillabaise, and when you're finally washin' her twattage cheese outta your piehole, you'll fondly long for the day when she simply let you tongue on her udder butter.

Udder Butter by Jon_Public September 3, 2009

butter the udder

The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast

Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.

butter the udder by martin92683 February 23, 2015

Butter from another udder

Butter made from the milk of any animal other than a cow. ie, human, dog, antelope, giraffe.

Gerth: "This toast tastes funny."
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"

Butter from another udder by Big Pimp Daddy March 21, 2011

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter 

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

underbutter 

The fluidy paste from under your chode

"Pick at your chode underneath the table and smear the underbutter on the chips and cards, you can use it against them later." "Aw dude, it smells like underbutter in here!" "How would you like my underbutter all over your face bitch?"

underbutter by [e-mail] December 17, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019