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To pwn, or overcome, such as that he who receives the pwning is utterly shattered destroyed, tarnished, mauled and annihilated without clemency.
Person 1: I uber pwned James at CoD WaW yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, he must really be bad, because you are terrible.
Uber Pwn by Saint Norbert February 20, 2009

uber pwn pwn

To pwn to the degree of Uberness.
i.e. Beyond all that which is pwned.
Guy 1: "One Shot 200 meters with a glock. DEAD"
Guy 2: "Uber pwn pwn"
uber pwn pwn by UberLordPwnage October 12, 2008

uber pwnage

This is a more 1337 variation of uber ownage.

The word ownage is purposely misspelled to elevate the level of 1337ness in said sentence.
Halo2Freak: That was some uber pwnage back there guys. Nice work team. Let's go ask mom to order us a pizza.

Buddy: With pepporoni!?

Halo2Freak: Of course, grasshopper.
uber pwnage by ZT May 9, 2005

uber-pwner 

1. The ultimate gaming style 2. used to describe one who makes others seem like incompetant monkeys 3. The best player around
-=NYG=-Psycho Pyro, is a Uber-pwner, he kills 16 guys for every one death.
uber-pwner by -=NYG=-Psycho Pyro August 2, 2006

uber pwned 

getting absolutely destroyed in some kind of competition or event, usually in a videogame like Halo. pwn is derived from "own" but the o is replaced with a p, whiched is supposed to represent a tongue sticking out, therefore forming the word "pwn". I pwn noobs all day. but back to the uber part, uber is a synonym for "super", but it usually has a negative connotation.
"Daniel pwns Dylon in Halo, but its all fun and games".

"Dude, you just got uber pwned."
uber pwned by Dan the Man116 October 13, 2009

Uber Pwnager 

A noob who calls himself an amazing player in an MMO such as Combat Arms, or Maplestory
Noob: I'm such an uber pwnager!

Another noob: YOU SHOT ME WITH YOUR GUN! YOU HAXOR!
Uber Pwnager by Landon POW January 19, 2009
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