When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others. King of all douche bags. The scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others.
Paul: What the heck is his deal?
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.
Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.
someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.