uber-douche 

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.

john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."

uber-douche by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010

uber douche 

The ultimate douche bag. One without equal. Usually a guy named Brad.

Brad was a uber douche for cheating in his fantast baseball leauge.

uber douche by Matt the Moose July 6, 2006

Uber Douche 

When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others. King of all douche bags. The scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

1. Peter Burns (Denver sports radio host an admitted Uber Douche)
2. Justin Bieber
3.Anyone on Jersey Shore
4.People living in Denver, Co.

Uber Douche by People for a Douche Free USA July 19, 2011

Uber Douche 

1. Zas Efferon
2. Toms Pussy
3. Micheal Towers

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Uber Douche by Tomcatpussy April 6, 2009

Uber Douche 

King of all douche bags

Malamut was over here earlier talking about my celebrity facial hair. That guy is the uber douche.

Uber Douche by Razzo the Clown October 21, 2008

Uber Douche 

When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others.

Paul: What the heck is his deal?
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.

Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.

Uber Douche by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009

Uber Doucher 

He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"

Uber Doucher by Friedo from Chicago May 2, 2011