USB-D 

A penis connecting standard or protocol. When two men connect their penises together by inserting the ends of a straw or tube into their urethras. The connecting device must be hollow so that they can transfer semen back and forth.

"Hey bro, let's connect to each other via USB-D!"

USB-D by Peter Bagel January 28, 2025

USB dongle goblin 

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

USB dongle goblin by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

USB Dance

The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.

I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.

USB Dance by Oatmeal raisin the dead June 11, 2010

USB Dongle Goblin 

A fearsome demon with a USB plug in back for easy data transferral. Last Seen: Teen Girl Suad Episode 12

USB Dongle Goblin: "Here I come!"

USB Dongle Goblin by Madison Square Garden October 16, 2008

Usb Dongle 

A safe way of describing your genitals or having a sexual action without actually using any immature words, or nerd talk for having sexual intercourse.

I was using my Usb Dongle last night to unload 10 gigabytes of data into her Usb port

Usb Dongle by Icne October 5, 2011

Devil’s USB 

A juul, a vape that looks like a USB

Last night Shelly got so nic sick off the Devil’s USB. Must have been a mango pod.

Devil’s USB by 42042069 May 2, 2018

the devils usb 

JUUL ya dumb fuck

#420, if I catch you smoking the devils usb in this christian bathroom, I'll have to give you a laceration.

the devils usb by Unknown_647 March 12, 2019