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UREAD (n.)
/yo͞o-rē-äd/
A hand-crafted Yakisugi ritual object used to activate, direct, and anchor universal energy. Each UREAD is unique—infused with fire memory, shaped by intention, and carved from forgotten wood. More than a wand, less than a weapon, it is a tool of subtle influence.

Functions:

Energy channeling (Reiki & symbolic intention)

Directional focusing (space, thoughts, goals)

Personal grounding & activation

Ritual object & secret identity marker (UCK™ approved)
I've got a UREAD reiki wand I can use for:
Energy channeling (Reiki & symbolic intention)

Directional focusing (space, thoughts, goals)

Personal grounding & activation

Ritual object & secret identity marker (UCK™ approved)
UREAD
UREAD by Heymuse July 4, 2025
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Urdadgotem 

The same as Urmomgotem, but your dad. Created by the second sussy Baca boy.
Jim - Hey Daniel, how is your day going?
Daniel - Urdadgotem.
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Jonathan - Wait, who’s that?
Matthew - Urdadgotem.
Urdadgotem by cabbage stonks January 3, 2022
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Urdadgotem 

Urdadgotem is a term used as a better version and commonly used follow up to the “Urmomgotem” joke. Invented by some musical Tunes. Urdadgotem can also be used at any given moment or at Urdadgotem any give time in a sentence or urdadgotem sentence fragment urmomgotem.
Bill - Hey Sam, how is your day going?
Sam - Urdadgotem.
Joe - Wait who’s that?

Bob - Urdadgotem!
Urdadgotem by Pecklez December 9, 2021

Unread Online Syndrome 

A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.
Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.

left on unread 

When someone reads the message from their notifications, but doesn't open it. This may be due to:
1. They're busy.
2. They pretend to like you but aren't interested enough to listen to your problems.

This leads to people with people constantly checking their messages to see if that person even checked their message. The longer the message remains unchecked, the longer your anxiety grows.
Jack: So you up for me coming to your place this weekend.
Sam: Yeah, what time?
Jack: Is 5 PM good?

*Message left on unread for 10 hours*

*Jack starts checking his messages every few minutes, his faith in his so called friend dwindling every second.*

Urbadejudice 

What a racist claims when he's caught trying to redefine racist terms to sell his hate mongering on Urban Dictionary.
Racist "I'm a victim of urbadejudice because I think shigger is a good thing to call people - when I hide anonymously."

Readers "Aren't you ginning up your votes by voting your words thumbs up everyday?"

Racist "You're a shigger!"
Urbadejudice by Skiffy Guardian July 15, 2010
the PAWNzor of all
Urzadek owned me again today.
urzadek by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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