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Unread Online Syndrome
A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.
Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.
Unread Online Syndrome by Jace555 May 5, 2009
left on unread
When someone reads the message from their notifications, but doesn't open it. This may be due to:
1. They're busy.
2. They pretend to like you but aren't interested enough to listen to your problems.
This leads to people with people constantly checking their messages to see if that person even checked their message. The longer the message remains unchecked, the longer your anxiety grows.
1. They're busy.
2. They pretend to like you but aren't interested enough to listen to your problems.
This leads to people with people constantly checking their messages to see if that person even checked their message. The longer the message remains unchecked, the longer your anxiety grows.
Jack: So you up for me coming to your place this weekend.
Sam: Yeah, what time?
Jack: Is 5 PM good?
*Message left on unread for 10 hours*
*Jack starts checking his messages every few minutes, his faith in his so called friend dwindling every second.*
Sam: Yeah, what time?
Jack: Is 5 PM good?
*Message left on unread for 10 hours*
*Jack starts checking his messages every few minutes, his faith in his so called friend dwindling every second.*
left on unread by xXPU55Y_REKTER_9000Xx May 13, 2018
unreadgad
unreadgad by welovewhores April 14, 2021
double unread
While texting someone (usually a close friend or crush) and you receive no response to a message you have sent, so you text them again in an attempt to resume the conversation, to no avail.
double unread by Texting Aficionado January 31, 2018
unbreadstwin
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unbreadstwin : Friends are like shit, theyre all nice and juicy at first but later they come out of your ass and makes you shit yourself.
unbreadstwin by dazaistabletop January 20, 2023
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