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short form for 'you are bad'. Often used by 1337 nubs in CS or someother online game where they think they pwn you and they call you bad or say 'urbad' or 'ur bad' to you. These people are usually just out there to annoy the crap out of people
Bob dies.
1337 nub: wow Bob, urbad, go home, never again, ur so bad, just leaave pl0x, urbad. gg
urbad by cs pro hax0r guy cuz im 1337 December 15, 2008
Words you can keep
urbad is the username i've been using since 2002 cept mine is urbad02. i first used it on the game diablo 2 and have been using it ever since it is by far my favorite username i use
urbad02: sup
randomguy27: nothing much
urbad02: sweet same here
urbad by urbad02 September 23, 2010
urbad is a word used by gamers, to say that the person they are playing together is trash at the game they are playing.
name urbad, you should practice the game a little bit more.
urbad by liranra September 22, 2023

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
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Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urbanal Sex 

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Urbanal Sex by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

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The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
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Urban plagiarism 

When Urban dictionary doesn't publish your definition, but posts it the next day writtem by someone else, word for word.
Your word wasnot published.
Next day. your word and definition is Word of the day, just posted by someone else.
Urban plagiarism.
Urban plagiarism by HbBrisley July 9, 2020
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