Jen:
"some of them are gorgeous, some of them are plain, a few are ugmos"
Or, from The Simpsons:
Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
"some of them are gorgeous, some of them are plain, a few are ugmos"
Or, from The Simpsons:
Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
by Thomas D April 16, 2006

WILHELM: do you guys think my girlfriend vera is hot?
COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?
CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!
COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?
CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!
by ronnie_e July 30, 2010

by raaal April 06, 2005

I'm not sleeping with him; he's ugmo.
by Elaine October 17, 2001

by J. Newby October 20, 2004

one that is so utterly discusting that they are one ugly mother fucker and should be burned, and their family should be burned
by ryan lion January 08, 2004

