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United Earth Directorate.

Name of the futuristic totalitarian government of Earth found in the game Starcraft. Committed a mass genocide of criminals, psychics and mutants to retain the "purity of the human race". Akin to the Nazi Germany in this sense, and that of an uber-bureaucracy.

First makes their appearance in Brood War, in which a fleet is sent to fight the Protoss and Zerg onslaught. At first does amazingly well, winning numerous battles and taking over the Zerg homeworld of Char; even enslaving the Overmind. Later defeated by the Queen of Blades, so totally that no ship ever makes it back to Earth to tell of what transpired.

Better be back in Starcraft 2.
Excerpt from United Earth News report:

Zerg!
The very mention of this terrifying race once brought fear to all who heard it.
But now we can all rest easy, as our own forces now occupy their very home world of, Char.
Months have passed since our initial confrontation with the Zerg. And now Directorate forces have taken control of the planet Char, long since rumored to cradle the malevolent Overmind of the Zerg.
UED by The Monkey King February 2, 2005
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Unexpected Emergency Dump. Usually the kind that happens when you are about to leave or when you are when you do not have a lot of time.
Angry Step Dad: Where's Ross? If he isn't ready i swear I'm leaving him this time!

Child one: IDK

(10 minutes later)

Child two: Sorry, I had a UED.
UED by sxy AZN March 10, 2010
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When your manager sets you something to complete which is totally unachievable in the given time frame, but you still have to pull it out of the bag. An unrealistic employer deadline (UED).
Boss: Barry isn't coming in this morning, he's going to be late, so I need you to cover his work this morning and do this lesson for him which is about to start in 10 minutes.
Colleague: Mate, you've just been UED'd.

Boss: Would you be able to go and see 3 new clients this afternoon before you go? (it's 3pm, and you need to leave at 4pm)
Me: I've just been UED'd out of my nut

Worker: Have you seen Steve today, he's rushing around like a headless chicken?!
Colleague: He looks like he's been totally UED'd
UED by JackieDaniels2610 September 25, 2013

ueda keisuke

a god
mollie: omg ueda keisuke is so hot!
jay: ikr i wanna marry him!
camila: me too
kai: same
ara: i second this
miko: he's so perfect
ayra: god's only child
hunter: he!
persephone: i think we can all agree that ueda keisuke
everyone: yes
ueda keisuke by bisexualdazai August 27, 2021
A crazy Asian of the female gender.
"Look at that Ueda"
"Wet Ueda Pants"
Ueda by blah May 16, 2004

Ueda Keisuke

Ueda Keisuke by les-bian August 31, 2022
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