Abigail’s from Utah 

Abigail’s from Utah are typically very cute women who love ferrets and food. They act alright when they really are hurting so if you meet an Abigail form Utah please talk to her and love her. Abigails from Utah are also obsessed with foods like-Pudding,Fried chicken and pizza rolls

( dude)Have you heard of Abigail’s from Utah

(Dude) yeah their great.

Abigail’s from Utah by A very good boi October 28, 2019

Utah Skier 

During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.

I recently viewed pornographic material featuring a Utah skier, it was a real blizzard!

Utah Skier by squevar September 16, 2013

Utah Standoff

When two men (typically Mormon) lock eyes and proceed to simultaneously give each other hand-jobs in a contest to see who can withstand orgasming the longest. The first man to ejaculate has "lost" the Utah standoff and is, by virtue, a homosexual.

This widely practiced method of settling disputes originated among Adam Smith's early followers as a non-lethal alternative to dueling. Recently, it has been employed as a litmus test to determine where a man falls in the spectrum of sexuality, as a heterosexual male would obviously not allow another man to force him to climax.

These affairs are rarely witnessed as they occur behind closed doors due to the socially questionable nature of the practice, but are truly a spectacle to behold. There is typically an exorbitant amount of grunting, grimacing, sweating, trying not to make out with each other, and occasionally crying, ending with an outburst from the losing contestant that consists of equal parts orgasmic pleasure and shame.

It is rumored that Joseph Smith hurriedly invented the Utah Standoff to explain what was happening when someone walked in on him passionately and intensely jerking off one of his followers, but again, these are only rumors.

Ezekial: That is verily my sheep, for I recognize it as the most beautiful in the flock. Return it to me at once, Jedidiah, or I shall invoke the Utah Standoff.

Jedidiah: Bring it on.

(Utah Standoff proceeds, Ezekial is defeated)

Jedidiah: Victory and the sheep are mine to enjoy!

Ezekial: I love you.

Jedidiah: I love you too.

Me: That's pretty gay.

Utah Standoff by Rake7613 January 30, 2010

Utah Steamer 

The art of trolling outright lies, or twisted half-truths in an on-line forum political discussion by a conservative hypocrite usually an in the closet gay upon returning home after an evening spent making santorums.

1.) Mark squirmed with delight sliding across a santorum on his leather chair as he posted dozens of Utah Steamers in reply to the liberal posts on the forum.

2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.

Utah Steamer by Richard_Gozinya October 7, 2012

Utah Style 

To have sex with multiple women.

Honey, you know I love you. Now let's go bang that chick Utah Style.

Utah Style by TheGooch October 20, 2009

Utah Scramble 

To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.

Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.

Utah Scramble by kittycat6969 May 18, 2015

Utah Stare 

The curious resting, judgmental, blank stare projected upon those who are "not from around here". The stare cannot be broken with a friendly "hello" or a "how are you today?"

The Utah Stare is commonly observed in parts of rural Utah, though it can be observed in neighboring states as well.

"We need to get back on the road. The locals are giving me the Utah Stare and it's freaking me out!"

Utah Stare by Pie Till I Die June 13, 2018