UDED or Urban dictionary editor delay is a specific type of editorial dysfunction (ED), which Urban dictionary editors who sit on a definitions often suffer from.
When someone has oded on urban dictionary to the point where they cannot hold a normal conversation without using an excessive amount of obscure ultra hip slang words.
Kid A: "Hey Cole, what's up? I haven't seen you forever!"
Kid B: "Low man, IJB tootin this bitch up and down like a clown straight up harsh light man, you know? Foolish child so hard push this house way- Hahaha you dig it?"
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.