UDED or Urban dictionary editor delay is a specific type of editorial dysfunction (ED), which Urban dictionary editors who sit on a definitions often suffer from.
When someone has oded on urban dictionary to the point where they cannot hold a normal conversation without using an excessive amount of obscure ultra hip slang words.
Kid A: "Hey Cole, what's up? I haven't seen you forever!"
Kid B: "Low man, IJB tootin this bitch up and down like a clown straight up harsh light man, you know? Foolish child so hard push this house way- Hahaha you dig it?"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.