UDED or Urban dictionary editor delay is a specific type of editorial dysfunction (ED), which Urban dictionary editors who sit on a definitions often suffer from.
When someone has oded on urban dictionary to the point where they cannot hold a normal conversation without using an excessive amount of obscure ultra hip slang words.
Kid A: "Hey Cole, what's up? I haven't seen you forever!"
Kid B: "Low man, IJB tootin this bitch up and down like a clown straight up harsh light man, you know? Foolish child so hard push this house way- Hahaha you dig it?"
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"