Tyranaoxyhypofixationasionismistology

The formal academic study of practitioners who religiously subscribe to the underlying philosophy of obsessively and tyrannically hyper-focusing on a single, insignificant detail until they run out of breath and pass out from a lack of oxygen.

He spent forty-five minutes screaming at the screen because his ping spiked by 2 milliseconds, making him a prime subject for the field of tyranaoxyhypofixationasionismistology.