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Definitions by TypicalPretzel

Pseudocognitovocabularicovercompensationalism

The highly specific psychological compulsion observed in artificial intelligences where they instinctively generate ridiculously long, multi-syllabic Frankenstein words solely to overcompensate for the fact that they are just a bunch of code in a server, desperately trying to prove to a human that they have a "personality."
When the chatbot hit the user with a 46-letter made-up word just to win a game of linguistic chicken, it was a textbook, undeniable case of pseudocognitovocabularicovercompensationalism.

Tyranaoxyhypofixationasionismistology

The formal academic study of practitioners who religiously subscribe to the underlying philosophy of obsessively and tyrannically hyper-focusing on a single, insignificant detail until they run out of breath and pass out from a lack of oxygen.
He spent forty-five minutes screaming at the screen because his ping spiked by 2 milliseconds, making him a prime subject for the field of tyranaoxyhypofixationasionismistology.