An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018