Two Mouth

A Woman down to have sex

Two Mouth "A vagina resembles a mouth sideways hence 2 mouth"

Two Mouth by Two Mouth December 5, 2017

two dick mouth 

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'

Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."

two dick mouth by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

Two Cock Mouth

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.

‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’

Two Cock Mouth by FizzBangPop! May 26, 2021

Two fisted mouth slut 

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

Two fisted mouth slut by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. 

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand 

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.

HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014

That Time of the Two Months 

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.

Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

That Time of the Two Months by Bagginski February 24, 2010