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two-dollar 

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.
two-dollar by Henry23 July 20, 2008
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two-dollar 

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.
two-dollar by Henry23 May 3, 2007

two-dollar 

Extremelly cheap phalacio.
Hey little schoolgirl, how bout some two-dollar sucky sucky.
two-dollar by Knucklehead July 17, 2003

Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.
I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.
Two Dollar Hooker by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011

two-dollar whore 

The cheapest sort of whore, one who is looked upon with contempt by all other levels of whores.
Worker one: This company treats us like two-dollar whores.

Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.
two-dollar whore by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

two-dollar hoe bath 

To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.
I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.
two-dollar hoe bath by Patattack90 December 21, 2008

two dollar club

Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.
"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"

"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
two dollar club by Bubba916 January 30, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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