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two beer queer 

One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.
Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.
two beer queer by RediOrNot May 15, 2005

Two Beer Queer 

One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.
Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?

two beer queer 

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater
Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.
two beer queer by tom March 8, 2003

Two Beer Queer 

DEVLIN has two beers and is rolling on the floor laughing in his own shit
Two Beer Queer by Harry Ballz November 4, 2006

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026