chunky twix

when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.

flint is producing a chunky twix as we speak!

by poopsynooties May 29, 2021

dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg

Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper

by Superbike2 September 15, 2019

Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022

Twix

Gender neutral term for Twink

Yo have you meet Eve? They are a total twix

by violet69 April 7, 2023

twix

the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD

hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice

by KAY!&@( November 3, 2021

Twix

Two Somalis wrapped in foil

What do you call two Somalis wrapped in foil, a Twix

by pirate djbooti June 11, 2023

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."

by FrontTwix October 21, 2017