dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg
Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper
by Superbike2 September 15, 2019
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Spazmo

A person who is particularly stupid, or does things without thinking.
Paul: I just walked into a lamppost
John: That was a pretty spazmo thing to do
by Superbike2 September 15, 2019
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