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Twitterfolk

a label, often used in a derogatory sense, to point out one's shallow mindedness or stupidity by comparing them to the average twitter user
The staff of this game might be twitterfolk... every time I get warned it's for a simple joke the staff take way too seriously.
by Mellow Nova August 6, 2022
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twitterbulk

The act of rapidly increasing ones following on twitter by following as many followers as possible and then un-following them to maintain a high ratio
Bob : "Hey have you seen Dave's following on twitter, a great ratio for a nobody!" Jeff: "Yeah Dave has gone on a massive twitterbulk"
by The_Gaffer January 3, 2014
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twitterbooking

When people use facebook like twitter and update their statuses 10 times a day and flood our news feeds. If your going to do that then go get a twitter account and stop doing it on facebook!!
Jeremy: Oh my god im so bored.
Jeremy: Anybody doing anything today?
Jeremy: The 90210 fianle sucked.
Jeremy: I have a britney spears fetish.
Person 1: Go get twitter you loser!!
Person 2: Yeah jeremy stop twitterbooking!!
by bju May 20, 2009
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twitterfotze

A girl (in some cases also a boy) that likes tattoo chokers, colored hair (pretty much blue), overknees, pizza and cuddles. They are on Twitter 24/7 and post selfies with their hand in their face.
Twitterfotzen are often deep and tolerant, that's what makes them feel individual. (But they're not)
*posts selfie with half face covered by their hand* "Look at me, I'm such a twitterfotze"

"I'm not as tolerant as all the twitterfotzen are"
by nicht janina und nicht latifa September 27, 2015
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Twitterbook

Proper Noun. The new Facebook.

The bastard child of Facebook and Twitter.
"Man, did you check the Twitterbook today?"
by Tzar Romulus March 13, 2009
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twitterholic

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).
Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic
by KeatonTech March 30, 2008
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Twitterflies

Noun: The upset stomach you may experience when about to see someone that you are twitterpated with (see twitterpated definition if you have not experienced this first-hand). Similar to butterflies, but much more intense and uncomfortable. Usually occurs about 30-60 minutes prior to the date, and diminishes about 30 minutes into the date, if it is going well.
Example of usage: I wish they would sell something over the counter to take for twitterflies, because they are a nuisance and I experience them everytime I am going to see Harold.
by lcc January 17, 2006
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