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Twitter rot 

When someone has delved into the recesses of twitter and start becoming infected with the obligatory "Twitter brain" where they make hypocritical or geopolitical statements with little to no grounding.
Woman: You can't say retard or the F slur! That's only for austists and/or gay men and the like to use because its been used against them!

Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.

Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???

Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.
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twitterfotze 

A girl (in some cases also a boy) that likes tattoo chokers, colored hair (pretty much blue), overknees, pizza and cuddles. They are on Twitter 24/7 and post selfies with their hand in their face.
Twitterfotzen are often deep and tolerant, that's what makes them feel individual. (But they're not)
*posts selfie with half face covered by their hand* "Look at me, I'm such a twitterfotze"

"I'm not as tolerant as all the twitterfotzen are"

Twitterrorist 

Someone Who Compromises the countries well being in under 140 characters.
@rickyaiello-i was gona stop this man from doing bad things but i decided to tweet about it instead

@heybarry92-dude you are such a twitterrorist

@brndnwilliams- #kotf @weedspeed #rideordie #badfriend #theblockishot #eatmy non
Twitterrorist by squints 2.0 March 13, 2011