TMIbooking 

The overly obnoxious spilling of feelings onto one's Facebook status for the purpose of letting others know the deep, grimy secrets of their intensely screwed up lives...even when NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!

John Smith says "I can't believe you told my mom on me! That's just rude! We got into a huge fight, and now we're not speaking which is totally putting a damper on my Oedipus complex because I really like her! You make it look like I'm wrong when you're wrong and forget that we are clearly fighting! I hate you with the red hot intensity of a thousand suns you dbag!"

Jenny Smith writes on John Smith's wall "Woooow John, stop TMIbooking! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!"

TMIbooking by Dramahater123 April 26, 2010

Twitbooking 

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.

John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.

Twitbooking by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

Twitbooking 

An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.

When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.

Twitbooking by irretardulous January 31, 2012