Twinquisition

The first day you venture out with new born twins and you are questioned by random strangers about the babies.

''Ooh twins. How old?''. ''Six Weeks''. ''Are they identical?''. ''No this one doesn't have a willy''. ''Do twins run in the family?'' . ''No, can I just do my shopping and avoid the twinquisition please?'

by Bored on Monday July 1, 2019

Winquisition

The act of acquiring a Windows computer when you really wanted a Mac. Often followed by periods of suffering, self-loathing, re-booting and inadequacy.

Coined by Jim Hill.

"Billy's parents bought him a Windows computer"

"ha-ha"

"Nobody expects the Winquisition."

by nerfdawg March 18, 2009