Twice a day
Touching oneself masturbate
Twice a day by Bernie is king March 1, 2016
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day
1. Success obtained through dumb luck.
2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"
"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
Even a broken clock is right twice a day by Big Ern December 16, 2004
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