Twern Twiddling

A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).

Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.

by KrazzzyKat October 8, 2008