Twatchops
Twatchops = Stopwatch
Twatchops by Chainedostrich October 24, 2019
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Twat Chops
My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"
Twat Chops by ladrater October 18, 2010
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Twat Chops • Twatclops • Twatcho • Twatchip • twatcholism • Twatcoaster • twatcopter • Twathouse Cunt • twatopsy • twatcher
twatcopter
The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".
"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."
twatcopter by WordTournament May 4, 2009
Twat Chops
My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"
Twat Chops by ladrater October 18, 2010
Twatcoaster
1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.
God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!
Twatcoaster by Venezuela October 17, 2008
Twatclops
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!
Twatclops by Mr. Swine Stone October 20, 2010
Twatchers
is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..
" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "
" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*
" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*
Twatchers by to RAW for you August 4, 2011
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