when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.
an oldhooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.
The moisture from a turned on woman's clitoris that has gone from wet to frozen in frigid temps.
It's Alvin and Becky's first date and Alvin says: "Hey Becky, do you have a mirror in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Becky is elated and chuckles followed by a snort and says "Oh Alvin, you sure know how to turn me on, I can't wait to show you the twatsickle I have been saving for you!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.