when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.
an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.
The moisture from a turned on woman's clitoris that has gone from wet to frozen in frigid temps.
It's Alvin and Becky's first date and Alvin says: "Hey Becky, do you have a mirror in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Becky is elated and chuckles followed by a snort and says "Oh Alvin, you sure know how to turn me on, I can't wait to show you the twatsickle I have been saving for you!"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.