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Twat Batter

The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.
“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”

“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”

“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”

“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
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Twat-Banter 

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.
"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."
Twat-Banter by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

Battery fuck twat 

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.
Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat

Twatbaiter 

A guy who flirts with a woman but has no intention of having sex with her.
We've been dating for 3 months and he still hasn't put out, what a twatbaiter.
Twatbaiter by lolnuts June 23, 2010