Turtle Touch 

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.

Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.

Turtle Touch by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010

Turtle Touching Cotton 

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

Turtle Touching Cotton by Hoody802 August 30, 2016

Turtle Toucher 

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

Turtle Toucher by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

Tough Turtle Times

A rare illness found in turtles caused by Evil Tung Tung Tung Sahur also known as Evil Triple T for short.

That turtle seems to have been going through Tough Turtle Times.

Tough Turtle Times by Thebigtisreal June 7, 2026

touching the turtle 

Female masturbation

Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.

Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.

touching the turtle by happy_turtle July 8, 2010