turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

by Dan August 10, 2003

Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

turtle head poking

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

by Rhino hard August 10, 2016

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.

1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.

by Coxweld July 4, 2009

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021