Turtle Pack

When one has very large testicles and or penis, they will have a large bulge in their trousers that can be easily noticed.

That guy walking past the chippy has got a huge turtle pack!!

by BoatMan May 28, 2015

Turtle with a 12 pack

A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold

person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks

by Oassis__ May 9, 2019

Turtles fanny pack

Digging up your testicles from your pants and letting them hang on top of your belt.

This dude just came out of nowhere rocking a Turtles fanny pack.

by Cavepear July 7, 2017

turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

by LEOGEO October 16, 2009

turtlebackin

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.

Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.

by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014

turtleback

When a man orgasms on a female's back, then gets her to fall asleep on her back. While asleep, the semen adheres to the woman's back and to the bed, such that when she awakens and attempts to get up, she is unable, which leaves her to flail her arms and legs like an overturned turtle.

I turtlebacked that ho' and when she woke up was stuck frontside up.

by G-lenn March 7, 2009

Turtlebackery

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.

Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).

by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007