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Turt Runk 

A stupid dumb induvial who shits in bird carcasses and eats them, then once the shit bird is digested is then shat into a small, dead, pregnant child. You then slowly stick cactus needles into your dick and once the blood drips onto your balls you shoot reds down the body's shit filled throat until the shit is in their stomach. Once the shit is in the body's stomach you impregnant the dead fetus inside the corpse. During this process shit will come out of the corpse's many holes and all over your body until you bust. If done successfully the body will blow up into a bloody, shit filled cum mess. The dead fetus will survive this process and can be used as a condom for future use.
That man is a motherfucking Turt Runk
Turt Runk by John Crump July 13, 2025

Turtrunking 

The act of shitting up one’s ass and fisting them until it is pushed out of the victim’s mouth or nose
Michael were you Turtrunking your girlfriend last night?”-Mason T
Turtrunking by John Crump July 15, 2025

Turtrunker 

An individual who preforms the act of Turtrunking or can be referred to as a Turtrunk
Shut up, Turtrunker
Turtrunker by John Crump July 15, 2025

Turtrunk 

1.(Verb)To shit in one’s ass and fist them till it come out the other end

2.(Noun)An individual who’s a piece of shit or an asshole
1.How about you go Turtrunk your faggy girlfriend

2.Shut up Turtrunk
Turtrunk by John Crump July 15, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026