Turnip is not a vegetable. Oh lord no! It is the only word that can be used among your friends to describe a guy/girl that is a extremely attractive, hot, good looking, yummy, God created a miracle for the eyes individual.

This kind of turnip is sweet, and is good eye candy. The only recipe you need for this turnip is the courage to say hi!
Girl: Oh my God, I just saw the cutest turnip!

Friend: The tall one or short one?

Girl: You know I love tall turnips!

Tall Turnip thoughts: "why are they talking about veggies? Must be vegetarians"
by Cutexraygirl May 3, 2018
A person being dangerously reckless and/or acting like a twat.

Often used affectionately.
"I just ran my teabag through the espresso maker to make stronger tea, then threw up the result!"
"Oh Alex, you are such a turnip!"
by Guava Squirrel January 7, 2014
Former manager of the England national soccer team, Aston Vile, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Watford.
Famous for giving international careers to mediocre players.
1)There goes Graham 'Turnip' Taylor
2)Oy Turnip NO
by Henry Lartey February 15, 2004
A person (crystopher Hurford) from dover ,uk with retarded big hair
by WeVer September 22, 2003
Adjective
Tur-nip (pronounced Turn-up)
1) A person whom nobody really likes who always seems to show up to events even though no one ever invited them.

Intransitive verb
2) to show up as if magically
1) I.E. Gerlin is such a Turnip, who in the heck keeps inviting him?
2)Person 1: Damn I lost my spliff!!
Person 2: No worries that shiot always Turnip!
by XLNC526 August 30, 2019
The resident moron in a rural communtiy in Huron county. Often drunk and always wearing the same stained jogging pants, Turnip is probably the most unpleasent person you will ever meet.
1. What's that smell? Did Turnip shit his pants again?
2. Thank god your here Turnip! I was wondering when all the girls were going to disappear.
by Jimmy Harda June 8, 2005