turnbow 

A very nice young fellow who has a crooked penis in the shape of a j, sometimes referred to as a "j hook"

Nick- "Look at that guy coming out of the shower, he has a crooked penis "

Paul "he must be a Turnbow"

turnbow by hooker62362 October 11, 2013

Turbowanker 

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible

Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"

Turbowanker by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

Cincinnati Turndown 

It happens when you are intoxicated and leave the bar to hook up with an ugly girl at her place. Upon the sobering drive to her place you realize she is ugly and don't want to have sex with her anymore. When she goes to the bathroom to "freshen up" you pull back the comforter on her bed and take a shit, then tuck it back in. When she comes out you pull back the covers, act surprised and call her a sick person, then run away.

Dude, I almost did that ugly girl that I was talking to last night. When I got to her place I realized the trouble I was in and pulled a Cincinnati Turndown when she was in the bathroom.

Cincinnati Turndown by The Turdburgler September 30, 2010

Economic Turndown 

A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".

Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.

Economic Turndown by Raul (comes out at night) February 23, 2012

Turnbowed 

The act of not closing or having trouble to close.

Bro you totally Turnbowed on that investment deal yesterday.

Or

Eddie you went on four dates, took the girl shopping and made dinner...did you smash? No bro she says she wants to cuddle. "Turnbowed"

Or

I heard you totally turnbowed with that girl last night!

Or

Derrick Turnbow In eight relief appearances with Milwaukee in 2008, he accumulated an 0-1 record with one save and a 15.63 ERA (11 er/6.1 ip). "Turnbowed"

Turnbowed by Zebra Nation & Scuba June 23, 2011

cleveland turndown 

a cleveland turndown refers to the rare but savory occasion when you find yourself at a female's apartment who you decide that you don't want to bone anymore after originally agreeing to come upstairs. Rather than embarass yourself by having sex with her or rejecting her to her face, you wait for her to leave the room while she changes/takes a shower/goes to the bathroom. When the opportunity presents itself, you carefully unmake her bead, take a huge shit, and then remake the bed just the way you found it. Feel free to wipe with her sheets, pillow cover, comforter, or whatever seems most degrading at the time (bath robe?). But make sure the wipe job is noticeable, so she can piece together your absence on her own. Make sure the rest of the room is just as you found it. Then run like hell and never talk to her again.

Wow man, close call last night. I couldnt shake this one bitch who i picked up at the club, so i was forced to resort to drop her the cleveland turndown. Crude, yes, but it gets the job done.

cleveland turndown by g-money652 September 8, 2006

turbowank 

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.

Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!

turbowank by dababy101 May 21, 2020