Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.

"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"

by Some dude0818 June 21, 2012

turkish breakfast

the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.

doesn't contain eggs in assholes.

mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.

by turkincanada May 3, 2009

turkish breakfast

n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole

Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast

by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

Belarusian Turkish Breakfast

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.

I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025