turkey dick

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How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

turkey dick by allison hardy November 11, 2006

Words you can keep

Turkey dick

The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious

The turkey dick is very tasty

Turkey dick by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019

Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!

Turkey dick by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

Turkey dick

A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking

Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick

Turkey dick by Perkins March 11, 2017

Turkey Dick

When you're too tired and you make your girl do all the work

*after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're tired*
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.

Turkey Dick by Dildo the clown October 24, 2020

turkey-dick

To screw someone over.

I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.

turkey-dick by TheMixMaster January 4, 2011

Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

Dick Turkey by CK1629 January 23, 2010

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026