turkey jizz

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.

Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?

turkey jizz by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009

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turkey jizz

the thing that is found inside of your thanksgiving turkey that makes lose your appetite

ahhhhhhhh what the hell is that!!!

turkey jizz by clint rue November 25, 2003

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Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

Turkey Jizz by Jared December 18, 2004

Turkey Jizz

Nickname for Timothy Junior

TJ: Im super! Thanks for asking! Im so fruity!
Joo: Whatever Turkey Jizz

Turkey Jizz by Straight May 24, 2004

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Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

Jizz Turkey by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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