Turkey's Ready! 

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

Turkey's Ready! by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007

turkey's done 

When a woman has hard nipples, it usually takes place in cold office buildings. It refers to the thermometer that pops up when your turkey is done cooking

"Hey girl, your turkey's done."

turkey's done by Little Miss Muffintop July 31, 2006

turkey's done 

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

turkey's done by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

Turkey's neck 

Description of female gentalia where the labia is overly protruding. So used because of the resemblence to the pink/red flaps that stick out of a turkey's neck.

Antonym: Clam

"It was all going swimmingly well until I pulled down her knickers and saw her turkey's neck."

Turkey's neck by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

turkey's done! 

When a girl has hard nipples.

Hey, check out that chick! Turkey's done!!
Yeah, she's got two turkeys! And they're both done!!

turkey's done! by engineerboy February 17, 2007

Turkey's Nest 

A shot of alcohol that consists of Wild Turkey whiskey and a raw egg white. Great for a bar dare.

He didn't get sick until he slammed down a Turkey's Nest.

Turkey's Nest by fjkdl;alsdkfj April 24, 2011

turkey's burnt 

The next level of the term "turkey's done". When a guy has such a splitting hard on that it hurts, usually from being turned on BIG time from an amazing chickie.

ouch! yikes! ...turkey's burnt from what she said to me!

turkey's burnt by kickstand October 23, 2003