Turing Mirage

noun

Also Turing-mirage, Turingmirage

A Turing Mirage is the shimmering illusion of machine brilliance that appears when an AI seems—just for a heartbeat—to understand the world, only to dissolve into a spectacularly confused answer moments later. It’s the digital equivalent of mistaking a cardboard cut-out for a soulmate. The AI talks big, quotes confidently, and then derails into nonsense like a wunderkind with a goldfish attention span. Blame the algorithmic heatstroke.

“I asked my AI to summarise Pride and Prejudice. It responded with a recipe for banana bread. Classic Turing Mirage.”

“The bot nailed my physics question, then insisted the Moon is held up by Wi-Fi. Full-blown Turing Mirage.”

“He thought the chatbot had deep emotional insight. Then it called him ‘User 47A-Cobalt.’ Textbook Turing Mirage.”

Turing Mirage by APedant December 5, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008