Turfle 

A small penis.

Howard Stern has a turfle.

Turfle by jasom February 9, 2004

turfle 

a non-violent struggle for turf

dude, there is an insane turfle going on

turfle by r3db0ss May 7, 2009

Turfle 

when you slip on a planet

i turfle trying to get to the bus stop

Turfle by grthyjgf January 13, 2022

turfle shuffle 

when a fat kid shuffles his body.

the boys on the bus were talking about the turfle shuffle

turfle shuffle by sushi-loverrr June 24, 2009

Turtleneck Butt 

Something you Googled after watching Big Mouth Season 4 Episode 3

Andrew: "According to WebMD I have turtleneck butt.

Turtleneck Butt by This is what you get December 17, 2020

Box turtle 

When your penis retracts back into your body, like a turtles head back into its shell.

when I answered the door , and saw how ugly my blind date was, I immediately went box turtle.

Box turtle by Yurdle September 22, 2016

box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014