The act of ceremoniously trimming/shaving one's pubic region in anticipation of the loss of virginity or the conclusion of a dry spell.
(Ben walks into bathroom)
Ben: What are you doing? And what's with all the candles?
Jerry: It's my third date with Lisa, I'm having a turf-cutting ceremony.
Ben: What are you doing? And what's with all the candles?
Jerry: It's my third date with Lisa, I'm having a turf-cutting ceremony.
by gnomechamsky February 27, 2011
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