Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018

Turd Muffin

A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.

Dude, stop being a turd muffin.

by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004

turd muffin

The act of and or the being of an annoying person, And/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.

EX: My friend(we'll call him Drew)Drew, is being a Ever so Fricken Turd muffin.

by Maxisking August 25, 2005

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017