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ghosting that dog turd
When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
ghosting that dog turd by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018
Dog turd
Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
Dog turd by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020
like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk
Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009
eat shit dog turd
eat shit dog turd by bob michallison January 2, 2005
Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd
Noun
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd by Hieronymous June 24, 2025