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A fucking sexy guy, amazing at rugby, super ripped and absolute pussy wagon. It a rare fijian name so he is definitely a keeper and girls be careful he has a massive cock
Big black nigger dicks and big black balls...holy shit Tupeni is here I'm soaking wet bih
Tupeni by Fijian thor May 12, 2020
Black Fijian nigger who likes dick up the bum. He has a tiny dick but gets a lot of girls somehow.
Person 1-"Omg is that nigga Tupeni?"
Person 2-"yeah he sucked my dick yesterday"
Tupeni by smellslikedick4 November 28, 2022
Two penny coin.
I have but t'pence in m' pock't.
tupence by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
what mothers tell their daughters to call their vagina
The impetus for fathers to say "go ask yer mother"
Daddy my tu...
Go ask yer mother- lights pipe
tupence by pongeryding October 12, 2004

Turpening 

Defined as the redening of the face after drinking large quantities of alcohol
i drank so much vodka last night, my face is still turpening
A pretty weird girl. She usually is red haired. Normally, they play video games and are not that girly.
Oh my gawwwd.. there is a tujeni over there.
tujeni by NotLucieAtAll July 11, 2017

Tuperipteru 

An adjective used to describe items of unknown quality.
This oven is tuperipteru, it broke in less than a week.
Tuperipteru by Lucky's Gavalas October 7, 2018
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